You'll READ IT TWICE

This is kinda corny.........but BET You'll READ IT TWICE!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den
two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta
time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady idignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.