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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Never underestimate a women....

A man was complaining:

Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard,
meantime my wife
stays at home, I would give anything if you would
grant me one wish
"switch me into my wife" she's got it easy at home
I want to teach
her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.

As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and
granted his
wish. Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn,
makes lunch
boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for
school, puts a load
of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the
freezer, drives
the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas
station, cashes a
check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks
up some clothes
from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market.

It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took
the clothes out
of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed
the house, made
some rice, went to pick up the kids from school had
an argument with
the kids.

As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the
dirty dishes, he
hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs
because it was
raining outside. He helped the kids with their
homework, watched some
TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he
gave the kids a
bath and put them to sleep.

At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired and he went to
bed.Of course there
was some more duties and some how he managed to get
them done and
finally fell a sleep.

The next morning he prays to God once again:
Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to
grant my wish, I
can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me
back to myself,
please oh please.

Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:
Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into
yourself but there's
one minor detail: you will have to wait 9 months
because last night
you got pregnant.

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