About cell phones...

An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing and, at the 3rd
hole, they heard a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his
left thumb to his ear, his left little finger to his mouth, and proceeds
to have a phone conversation. When he is done, he looks at the other two
and says, "Oh, this is the latest American technology in cellular phones.
I have a chip in my thumb and one in my finger and the antenna is in my
hat. Great stuff eh?"

They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone
ring. The German tilts his head to one side and begins his phone
conversation. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he
has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth,
a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah, the wonders
of German superior know-how!"

At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and the Japanese fellow disappears
behind some nearby bushes. The German and the American were curious,
so they walked over and peer into the bushes. They saw the Japanese fellow
squatting with his pants down, with a roll of toilet paper shoved up
his behind.

"What on earth are you doing?" asks the American.

The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for fax".


FrIeNdS aRe LiKe StArS.
YoU cAn'T aLwAyS sEe ThEm,
BuT yOu KnOw ThEy'Re ThErE.