Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5 'C's

Car, Condo,Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career
The latest is 5 'K's ...

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for

Singaporeans,now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's
equivalent...

Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :

1 - One Wife

2 - Two Children

3 - Three Bedroom Condo

4 - Four Wheels

5 - Five Figure Salary

That's why "Singapore is solid" ! Malaysia is in such a bad
shape

because.......

Malaysia's "practice" to Simple Living :

5 - Five Children

4 - Four Wives

3 - Three Figure Salary

2 - Two Wheels

1 - One-Room Flat...

Malaysian Telephone Service Providers and what they really mean:

010 - ART 900 - Always Repair Telephone

011 - ATUR - Absolutely Terrible and Useless Radiophone

012 - Maxis - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior System

013 - TM Touch - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change
Handphones

016 - DiGi 1800 - Don't Invest In Garbage Instruments

017 - ADAM - Always Dropping And Malfunctioning

018 - Mobifon - Most Often Bought In Fake Obnoxious Nightmarkets

019 - CELCOM - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages