One day, an Ang Moh (White Man) from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.

After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to
the toilet and looked out for one. When he found the toilet, there
was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the
toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese
(See Kok). The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to see the
cock before entering the toilet? So he said "No." But the lady insisted.
He had no choice, took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said, "No! No!" "Duit,Duit!" (money in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought she said, "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied."Yes, yes!" (obviously she
does not quite understand English) The Ang Moh thought that she wanted
to have sex with him, so he started to strip, grabbed her tight ass and
started screwing her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT!
SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought she said, SUCK IT! SUCK IT!
He said "OK! I will suck it for you." He took both her breasts out and
started sucking them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in
Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again and said. "Too HARD?" "OK, sweetheart,
I'll be a bit more gentle." Suddenly, there was a security guard walked by.
So the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,
"Not too long, just 6 inches only"