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Monday, May 5, 2008

Job opportunity and e-mail

> >A jobless guy applied to Microsoft as a cleaning
> service. After a test
>
> >(cleaning toilet, etc.), the HR informed him that
> he got the job and
> asked
> >his email address for the letter of appointment and
> other documents.
> The guy
> >then said "I don't have a computer, let alone an
> email address". The
> HR
> >then informed him that without email address his is
> virtually doesnot
> exists
> >thus Microsoft can not employ him.
> >
> >Disappointed, he left the building and he has only
> $10 in his pocket.
> He
> >then went to a nearby market and bought 10Kg of
> potatos. Then we went
> to
> >neigbourhood and sold the potatos from door to
> door. After two hours,
> he
> >managed to sold all the potatos and profited for
> 100%. Few times he
> repeated
> >the exercises and few times he gained 100% profit
> thus double his
> capital.
> >He realized he can survived in this way.
> >
> >Then, he seriously worked into this business. With
> some variety of
> >commodities (creativity) plus hard working, he
> managed to grow his
> business.
> >He then bought a car and distributed the stuffs.
> Within 5 years, his
> >business become a giant door-to-door market service
> where people can
> buy
> >fresh vegies and fruits at the doorstep.
> >
> >The guy the started to think about his future and
> his family. He
> wanted to
> >buy an insurance for himself, so he called an
> insurance agent. After
> sales
> >agreement, the insurance agent asked the guy email
> address for future
> >contacts.
> >He then said again "I don't have a computer, let
> alone an email
> address".
> >
> >The insurance agent then said "That's very
> pathetic. You own a giant
> >business, but yet do not have an email address.
> Imagine what you can
> do if
> >you have a computer and an email address".
> >
> >The man answered "I would have been a Microsoft's
> cleaning service
> guy".
> >
> >Lessons to learn:
> >1. Without Internet or email, you still can survive
> and become a
> millionaire
> >if you work hard.
> >2. You need email address if you want to work in
> Microsoft
> >3. Because you received this email, then higher
> chance that you become
> a
> >cleaner than a millionaire.
> >
> >Just for laugh.

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