E-something ?

> A staff was speaking to his boss: “Nowadays, everyone is putting an ‘e’ in
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> front of everything; like e-commerce, e-mail, e-greeting card, etc. It
> sounds so cool and uptrend. Your title, Director of Information, Operation
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> and Technology, is just too long, a bit plain and boring.”
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> The Director thought for a while, agreed and then announced, “From today
> onwards, called me e-DIOT”.
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