THE EMPLOYEE

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check
up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning
lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300,

slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said, "Here's a week's pay
now get out and don't come back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said, "How long has that lazy bum
been working here anyway?"

"He's not an employee," said the supervisor. "He was just here to
deliver a pizza!"