A genie bottle

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and
a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the
bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out
of
the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will
give
each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout
what
you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped
and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
the Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted,
"VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was
so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool
when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and
shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

Lesson: Think twice before you say something, b'cos sometimes
accidents do happen.