What if you are rich ?

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at
the window:

"I want to open a damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon,
sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account
right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that
kind of language in this bank."

Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes
over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer:

"What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says. "I
just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn
checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager thoughtfully. "And you're saying
that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?"

Lesson Learnt - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost
anything.