One-liners - Deliberately Chosen to Give Variety and Surprise

• Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
• War Dims Hope for Peace. (Newspaper headline)
• If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
• In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.'
• I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
• Include your children when baking your cookies. (Newspaper leader)
• 'I hate music, especially when it's played.' - Jimmy Durante