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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Simple friend and real friend

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!







A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you..

INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED TO SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.

When you are down to nothing ... God is up to something.
'Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. '

Monday, July 7, 2008

Subjects for a date


A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

He asks his father for advice.The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"

Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card.

He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"

Saturday, July 5, 2008

看看就好



SHOCKing Torchlight?


I just thought to let know what my doctor told me recently. I don't
think she was lying and neither am I, so please pass this on to your
friends. Her clinic is in SS2 and you know how congested that place is.


One morning a few months ago in broad daylight, a girl was getting into
her car when a few men approached her with what looked like a torchlight.
Quite harmless looking. They pressed the 'torchlight' into her back and
immediately she went limp and very pale. So she wouldn't be able to
fight back, they slashed her thigh with a parang and sped away in her car.


There were many people around and they quickly took her to the nearest
clinic which was my doctor's clinic. There were two doctors at that time
and they managed to stitch up her wound but the girl remained
pulse-less and still pale as paper. No pulse, no BP (blood pressure). Just
like
dead.

My doctors were confused as to how one wound on the thigh made the girl
almost like dead? They managed to revive her and save her life.


After some checking around, the doctors found out what actually
happened was that the girl was made unconscious not by a torchlight but
actually
a high voltage weapon. I forgot how many watts she mentioned. 1000?
Anyway, it was high enough to kill a person by electrocution.


It seems this weapon is from China. It's not rampant yet in Malaysia,
but with this thing, a person can rob, rape, kill, kidnap, and practically
do anything to you. My doctor said that if the girl weren't taken to the
clinic immediately she would have died because there was no pulse on
her.


So please just beware of your surroundings, if anybody is lurking around
with a torchlight-thingy and approaches you, just scream or run away.
Better to be embarrassed than ZAPPED and fried, right?
Take care.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

MSI releases its N200 based graphics card

MSI has unveiled its latest N200 series graphics card. Utilising the highest built-in multi-cores enhanced graphics processors the N280GTX-T2D1G has 240 processor cores with 1GB graphics memory and N260GTX-T2D896 has 192 processor cores and 896MB graphics memory. Second generation NVIDIA Unified architecture delivers 50% more gaming performance over the first generation through 240 enhanced processor cores that provide incredible shading horsepower.


MSI N280GTX and N260GTX series support for NVIDIA PhysX technology enables a totally new class of physical gaming interaction for a more dynamic and realistic experience. With the power of the GeForce GTX 200 GPUs’ second generation unified architecture and NVIDIA’s new GPU PhysX technology, you can experience convincing facial animation, multiple ultra‐high polygon characters in complex environments, and fully simulated physical effects such as weather and explosions that deliver a truly immersive and dynamic 3D gaming experience.

Stay tuned for local pricing and availability.

Specifications

Graphics Engine GeForce GTX 280
Bus Standard PCI Express x16 2.0
Memory Type GDDR3
Memory Size(MB) 1024
Memory Interface 512bit
Core Clock Speed(MHz) 650
Memory Clock Speed(MHz) 2300
Memory Bandwidth(GB/sec) 141.7
Texture Fill Rate(billion/sec) 48.2
DVI Output 2
D-SUB Output 2(via DVI to D-Sub adaptor)
TV-Output 1(via S-Video to Composite)
HDMI-Output 1(via DVI to HDMI adaptor)
VIVO(Video-in/out) N/A
HDTV Support Y
HDCP Support Y
HDMI Support Y
Dual-link DVI Y
Display Ouput(Max Resolution) 2560x1600
RAMDACs 400
DirectX Version Support 10.0
OpenGL Version Support

CorssFire Support
SLI Support Y
3-way SLI Y
HyperMemory Tech. N/A
TurboCache tech. N/A

Sony Ericsson crams 8.1 megapixel camera in new phone

The C905 is Sony Ericsson’s first Cyber-shot slider and its most advanced camera phone yet. With an 8.1 megapixel camera and real camera flash amongst its cutting-edge capabilities, it offers easy photo-taking in a phone that derives its looks from a digital camera and offers the picture quality to match. In comparison the S302 Snapshot is for those who want it all at an affordable price – good looks, must-have features and a pocket-sized slim design.


“The C905 Cyber-shot™ and S302 Snapshot have been developed to make us all better photographers! That means making it easier to take great shots and never missing that magic moment.” said Sven Totté, Head of Imaging Marketing at Sony Ericsson. “Although both have photography at their core, the phones are very distinct; the 8.1megapixel C905 is a viable alternative to a digital camera and the S302 is perfect for those who don’t want to miss a moment and like to send or Bluetooth™ their photos to their friends.”

The new C905 Cyber-shot™
Take your best shot

  • Complete digital camera experience on a phone – true digital camera styling and an 8.1 megapixel camera with Xenon flash
  • Outstanding picture quality – complete with face detection auto-focus, smart contrast and image stabilizer
  • From baby’s first steps to an amazing sunset; store them all on the 2GB Memory Stick Micro™ (M2®) included
  • The USB adaptor (CCR-70) provided in-box allows for easy transfer of your photos to-and-from your PC.
  • View high-quality pictures on the phones impressive 2.4” scratch-resistant mineral glass display
  • Share your memories – send your photos wirelessly from your phone to your TV via Wi-Fi™ (using DLNA), or connect with wires using the TV-Out Cable ITC-60, also announced today
  • Upload photos to your own online blogsite or print your photos with fantastic resolution up to A3 size
  • Much more than a camera phone - GPS-enabled for geo-tagging of photos and navigation support.




Building on Sony Ericsson’s camera phone heritage, the C905 Cyber-shot™ phone and S302 Snapshot are all-round performers that maximise their camera credentials. The S302 introduces a premium looking, yet affordable phone with a snapshot camera at-hand when needed. The C905 is a powerful 8.1 megapixel camera phone that looks, feels and acts like a real camera.

The C905 Cyber-shot™ will be available in three colours (Night Black, Ice Silver and Copper Gold) in selected markets from Q4 2008. It will support the following networks:

  • C905: GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900 UMTS/HSDPA 2100.
  • C905a: GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900 UMTS/HSDPA 850/1900/2100
  • C905c: GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900.






The S302 Snapshot will be available in Crystal Blue and Thunder Grey in selected markets from Q4 2008. The S302 (and S302c for China markets) will support GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900.


originally from lowyat.net

Sony Ericsson introduces the 'Wii' influenced F305

by Vijandren Ramadass
Friday, 20 June 2008 01:57 AM

The new Sony Ericsson F305 with Motion Gaming puts ‘fun and entertainment’ at the heart of the mobile phone. In addition to horizontal gameplay and dedicated gaming controls – to let you control the action the way you are used to – the F305 lets the user control the action with a swing or a swipe of the phone.

Today’s announcement sees Sony Ericsson putting gaming at the heart of its latest phone release. Targeted firmly at a youth audience, the F305 with Motion Gaming lets users control games with the flick of a wrist or the swing of an arm, and then see the results straightaway on the screen. Using advanced motion sensor technology, the phone can, for example, follow your actions to imitate bowling or casting a fishing line.

With the F305 your favourite game is only one-click away. Enjoy the full gaming experience with stereo speakers, which also come in handy for sharing the latest track on the media player. Add a 2.0” screen into this pocket-sized slider phone and the F305 takes playing games on your mobile to a whole new level.

“Gaming is no longer something you do on your own. It’s about having fun with your friends and interacting with the game” says Sven Totté, Head of Product Marketing at Sony Ericsson. “We have used motion sensor technology before in our phones and integrating it into gameplay is a natural progression.”

To complement the F305 there is also now a handy new accessory available for the serious gamer. Although the F305 gives you up to 8 hours of gameplay, there is always now a back-up with the Power Pack CPP-100. Attach it to your keyring and when you need it, simply plug it into the phone to receive an instant battery power boost.

The F305 is about more than just gaming. Slide it open and find it packed with the latest Sony Ericsson features. Never miss a fun or unexpected moment with the phones 2.0 megapixel camera. Share your photos or music with friends via Bluetooth™ or Memory Stick Micro™ (M2™). It will also be possible to change the look of your phone with Style-up™ covers – two covers to choose from in box.
The new F305 with Motion Gaming
Fun and entertainment on the move

• Motion Gaming with three preloaded motion games, “Bowling”, “Bass fishing” and “Jockey” – encounter gaming in a completely new way
• Additional motion games developed by Gameloft™ plus 50 more 2D and 3D games available for download at PlayNow.
• Loud stereo speakers– enhance your gaming experience or share the latest music with friends
• Horizontal game play and dedicated gaming keys – play games the way you want
• 2.0 megapixel camera and Bluetooth™ - a complete media experience
• Expandable memory – Memory Stick Micro™ (M2™) slot.

The F305 with Motion Gaming will be available in Polar White and Mystic Black in selected markets from Q3 2008. It will be a Quad-Band EDGE phone supporting 850, 900, 1800 and 1900 frequency bands.

originally from lowyat.net

Moving Beer


Mary was asleep in bed when her husband, Patrick, crashed through the front door at 3 am waking her up. He staggered through the hallway and tried to get up the stairs.

'What are you doing?' Mary shouted.
Patrick replied, 'I'm trying to get this gallon of beer up the stairs.'

'Leave it down there, Patrick', Mary bellowed. 'I can't, 'Patrick replied, 'I've drunk it.'